Billionaire Boy - David Walliams

This must be read by everyone, it is just brilliant. The Rajmobile moment made me cry with laughter; I had to stop reading to wipe away the tears, only to start laughing some more. I even managed to wake my husband, whilst trying to minimise noise and body shaking from laughter, who was sleeping next to me.
There are definitely some true facts in this book, for example, the teachers top 10 phrases and people with certain names who should completely and utterly stay away from teaching such as Bob Head - far to easy to twist into a naughty name.
Walliams, I would consider to be a genius, once again, he highlights that being different is good and friendship can get you through tough times. I coudn't put it down, I finished it within a couple of hours.

I demand you read this book and ensure it is in your child's Christmas stocking.

If you ever happen to stroll upon this blog Mr Walliams you are more than welcome round our house for a cream tea anytime.

Angel - Katie Price

As I failed miserably trying to read her autobiography I decided to try her first novel. This is not most amazing piece of literature you will come across.

It is a jam packed storyline - but to be hoest it could have been a version of the autobiographies made into a novel.

A bunch of girlie trash and I cringed reading it. I did make it to the end and pased it on to my sister who desperately wanted to read it. Each to their own!!!

Being Jordan

I attempted to read Jordan's autobiography as she is an interestng character; behaving in a manner where her body and her image are her business so I was intrigued what drove this business woman. I am sorry to say Jordan I couldn't do it; I only read in a few pages and really could not stomach her vocabulary. I really will try to read this another time as I am willing to read everything. I jumped ahead and read the odd page but this just confirmed my initial feelings when Jordan started delving into her thoughts of Peter Andre's genitalia and that was enough for me. Sorry Jordan, will attempt another time.

Five Families

A very indepth red documenting the families power and fortune. My knowledge of the Mafia was limited, nd only what I grasped from films such as The Godfather, but this is a real 'eye opener'.
Even after you have read through the experiences is still seems incredible that these people existed and the Cosa Nostra still contines to have power today.
This is not a light read and there are a couple of times i didnt think I could finish the book as it can get a lttle confusing as there are so many things happening, in particular wen it came to creating the side of the law and trying to describe it, my poor brain hurt a couple of times.
There is a vicious of betrayal and breaking the rules and omerta. And many memebrs of the fmaily old their story o big film production companies.

These guys were clever at what they did, but also sad how they would literally stab each other in the back to save their own life either from death or prison. Was there any real reltionships that existed in the family.
Even as I type this, I wonder how can one live a life constantly guarding one's self even against other fmaily members. There life was so monetarily rich, but true friendship was so poor.

There is something so ridiculous about these gus yet so fascintaing that I want to know about each of them indept. How does someone enter a lifetime into a business knowing that their only way out ot if is in a coffin. just irritatinly, wondefully freak............ I need more input.